THE MARYLAND HEIGHTS HOLE HASH
The last 30 BH4 hashes have been mostly in a rut, between I-44 and
I-64 (40) with a few near I-170. There were only 3 in IL; Alton, Elsah
and Columbia (deer stew); though none were east of East St. Louis.
Around the I-270 and I-255 loops there are Gaping Holes
in the North, South, and Northwest; and the whole East Side is a Hole
(as we know). There is also a far West Hole too, butt
Chester(field)/Ball'in/Wildwoody (the Wild Side) is too far out for
most BH4's. The north side can be fairly dangerous, though Disco is a
homi, and we were there once in 2010 (enough?). Winey also hared
a way-north, Mini Ball Buster Hash at Sunset Park
in Florissant this summer, but you need a special event to get BH4's to
drive it way-up north (BJ). The South Hole is puzzling
(S.Shitty/Asston), though we abused this hole at lot in 2010 (as usual)
(Think Cemetaries and Grants Tail). Who want's to go to the East Side
Hole (too often), so this hash is about the Northwest Hole.
Now the Northwest Hole is huge; Creve Coeur, Maryland Ht's, and all of St. Charles County. St.
Charles, Peters and O'Fallon must have been neglected too. Wentzville
is almost in the next county, so that hole is too far away to reach
without an extension. O'Fallon has the best brew in St. Louis
in 2010 (IPA) (see RFT-Battle of the Brews), so it's a real mystery why
BH4 doesn't go to that hole more often when it is so smooth. Winey
hared his anal 2-3 St. Charles City Hashes
in 2010, so that hole has been used hard. St. Peters didn't have a BH4
since Do My Butt's Margaritaville Hash, but it's hard enough to get it
into St. Charles. Creve Coeur Park
is great in the summer when all of the hoties are half naked, but since
they close tight after sunset, we don't have enough time to fill that
hole. Help Me got close to this Maryland Ht's Hole Hash (MH3) in St.
Ann on V-day, but that is the only link to this hole from the bulk.
The MH Hole got a wet workout Summer '09 when Winey and Witty did
it in the creek, but we're still drying off from the on-after-after...
and since Famous Anus moved from Graybar, we don't do the MH hole very
often. Winey is so anxtious to fill the St. Charles hole,
poor MH hole gets neglected. The exception is Winey's Bi-Anal (really
Biennial) Westport Romp through the outdoor mall. Butt wait! Will this
MH Hole Hash be the same old route through the worn out passages? It is
very close to the old "hole in the wall," Dorsett Inn, that has
stretched and expanded from all the TV's they have stuffed in it, you
can't even recognize it anymore.
There are multiple creeks, cracks, tracks, overpasses, and trails
to choose from; so cum out and see how Winey fills his hole this year.
Your WB
Meet:
Syberg's - Dorsett
Directions:
Goto: Interstate-270 and Dorsett Rd, about 2 miles south of I-270 and I-70
Exit: I-270 onto Dorsett Rd and go east for 200 ft (north bound) to 800 ft (south bound)
Turn Left (north) at next Stoplight at Dorsett Rd and Old Dorsett Rd/Progress Pkwy
Turn Right into Syberg's parking lot
Look for Hashers in southeast corner of lot
On-after:
Syberg's Dorsett
2430 Old Dorsett Rd
Maryland Heights, MO 63043-2415
Phone:
314-785-0481