HARES: Please help your fellow hashers plan to attend your hash and get your venue info to the hare raiser well in advance of your event. Out-of-town visitors especially appreciate advance notice! Increased turnout at your hash is another bonus!
WANT TO HARE?: To reserve a date to hare, email the Hareraiser. If you're new to hashing and you want to hare, feel free to ask someone that is an experienced hare to co-hare with you. You can check the Run Stats page to see who the experienced hares are, or you can ask the Hareraiser to help set you up with a co-hare. Don't be afraid to ask someone to co-hare with you that you don't know that well. What better way to get to know someone.
As you know, 69 is a number that creates a rather… distinctive image. So naturally, I’m embracing it!
Come join my co-hare, Headlights, and me for this glorious fiasco. There’ll be a walker and runner trail, shots, cake, good beer, questionable decisions, and plenty of laughs.
And if you happen to have a 69 headband (who said head) for the love of all things fun, WEAR IT!
Let’s make 69 a year to remember! π₯³π»π
Meet up Willmore Park Pavilion #4 at 6:30
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Hares away at 6:45
Pre-Lube Rockwell Beer Garden, Francis Park 5300 Donovan Ave, St. Louis, MO 63109
On after Sybergs Gravois Location. 7802 Gravois Rd, St Louis MO 63123
Meet at 6:30, Circle Up at 6:45, Hares Away at 7:00. Then afterward, we will head(!) to Friendly’s for Erections.
Prior to then... we need NOMINATIONS for certain roles (please make sure the individual is willing to do the job BEFORE nominating them). We also need your input for things like Best Trail, Worst Trail, Best BS, etc. Email us at gm@big-hump.com. In order to vote, you must be a named BH4 hasher who’s been hashing since Sept. 2025.
Once we get a good amount of nominations, we will provide a link for everyone to vote a few days before Erections.
πΆ Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen… πΆ
September is the 9th month, and this trail is on the 23rd—close enough to the 25th—so 9 TO 5 it is.
See? 9… to… 5. Math has never been this much fun. π
Dust off your Coat of Many Colors, tease that Backwoods Barbie hair, and clock in with Froggy Style & How Do You Like My Headlights Now. No paycheck—just hash marks, booze, and Dolly. π»
Jolene may be lurking, and if you’re wondering Why’d You Come in Here Lookin’ Like That, you’re probably exactly where you belong.
Hit an Island in the Stream? You missed a mark. π€·βοΈ
You’re not a Dumb Blonde. You’re a hasher. And if you see someone without a smile, give ’em yours. π
Baby, I’m Burnin’? Keep moving. π₯
Come 9 TO 5 with us. Leave the work at home. We’ve got drinking to do…
…and headlights to admire. πππ
πΆ Working 9 to 5… what a way to make a living. πΆ
Come get Dolly’d. π€ π
Meet 6:30 p.m., Circle 6:45 p.m., Hare(s) away 7 p.m.
Location: TBD
On After: TBD
Hear ye, hear ye! An evil dragon has invaded the kingdom and is drinking all the beer! Your king calls for aid in slaying this beast and restoring debauchery to the realm.
Party up and take on your usual shitty trail with a twist. Stops will include battles with dastardly villains. Don’t miss circle or you’ll miss the rules. Roleplay is encouraged but not required. (Calling your hare “daddy” is INCORRECT and will result in punishment) Come in appropriate costume for extra fun, or just laugh at the hare’s.
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Meet at 3, circle at 3:15, away at 3:30
On after at Dirty20, mere steps away from circle. With enough interest, there may be an actual D&D one-shot.