First a little history. The first Big-Hump hash I ever attended was: Wednesday 06/13/2001 #163 Attendance: Bama Mate, Bourbon Street Bitch, Dabadoo, Dead Head, Dirty Hairless(hare), Ditch Bitch, Duzzy Cum, Hostitute, KFC, Leatherballs, Lost Meat, Norman Bates, Just Fred (V)

My name was Just Fred for this hash, but I was named “Backdoor Bomber” at my second BH4hash: Wednesday 06/20/2001 #164 Attendance: Arabian Moon, Bama Mate, Dabadoo, Duzzy Cum (hare), Fartfignugen, Flossit With A Faucet (A), Hostitute, KFC, Lost Meat, Luv Canal, Norman Bates, PC Porn (A), Queen of the Pussies, Smooth C*nt, Backdoor Bomber

This first name was given since I was wearing a hoodie and drawing pictures with chalk and it was around the time of the UniBomber… who was known to wear a hoodie and draw chalk pictures. This name lasted for a few months until 911; then I required (demanded, bitched and moaned and complained) for a new name. I even wore a cape on the hash proclaiming that “this was the last flight of the Backdoor Bomber” where I was renamed… Whiney Bitch! … or WB as I went by for a while. I can’t remember when that happened, but I do remember Duzzy Cum, Postage Tramp, and PMS were there… I think.

Over the next 25+ years I’ve made Big Hump my Wednesday night workout and salvation and some Saturdays too. Going through a divorce made me a wee bit jaded and bitchy at times… Ok Ok, ALL THE TIME! And through the years I found joy in my life, first with my kids, later with others, and now with No Panty Granny for the past 5 years. But all of that time Big Hump has always been there for me and others to meet and run (or walk, crawl, or crutch as needed) and commune with other like and unlike humans (and some pets) without judgement. Ok, maybe some hashers can be a bit judgey, but SO WHAT!…SCREW ’EM… and the horse they rode in on…ahhhhhhh… no beastiality please.

Big Hump has been a place where an introvert like myself can say nothing, or have an evening filled with no holds barred frolicking through the woods, creeks, rivers, sewers, ditches, parks, bridges, tunnels, and pavement pounding hills and dale. I’ll be forever grateful to Dabadoo for starting this hash and Hashers like PMS, Postage Tramp, Madam Yuck, PC Porn, Bama Mate, Claim to Fame, Dewey Sexual System, Strap On, Ice Princess, Fake Bake Fuck, Dos XX, Dapper Sapper, Frankie The Dick Thrusting Pussy Eater, Cliff BangHer, Glad He Ate Her, G-Spot, Lock Nut Monster, How Do You Like My Headlights Now, Disco Ass, Meta Arsehole, 2 Fuck Canuck, Funny BoneHer, and so many more great BH4 Hashers this old fart has forgotten at this moment that has kept BH4 vibrant and alive.

So I want to give some back to Big Hump by throwing a BBQ Bash on my 1,000th Big Hump Run while I hare BH4 for the 100th time.

PLEASE NOTE THE PRELUBE START TIME OF 5:30PM! At the Stone Shelter in Tower Grove Park.

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Bring your hoodies and sweats and we’ll have cold brews and BBQ consisting of meat on a bone to grab and eat like a VIKING… with HORNS your HEAD! There will chicken, pork, and beef with bones to grab plus some veggie kabobs for non-meaters. We’ll have Classic Rock and Blues tunes with some Dance Party mixed in.

CIRCLE UP AT 6:45PM

HARE AWAY AT 7:00PM

Turkey and Eagle Trails will have goodies (not so well) hidden on trail for your tiny bottle drinking pleasures. Don’t worry, I won’t put them 100 feet up into the trees like the World Wide 50th Annual Tree Climbing Competition at Tower Grove Park last Saturday 10/10/26.

AFTER CIRCLE FIRESIDE PARTY: We’ll finish up the BBQ (heated in crocks) and have some s’mores by the campfire.

ON AFTER: Some Tower Grove Park dive bar’n grill

Hope to see y’all there.

On On,

Whiney

PLEASE NOTE EARLIER 2:00PM START TIME!

Circle Up: The Emerson (heh heh) Grand Basin at the bottom of Art Hill in Forest Park

What To Bring: a 6-pack of International Beer -OR- $8 hash cash (do option one to make it more fun!!)

Bring a Vessel if you want to try the various fun beers

Optional: Dress in International Apparel if you want to be a fun Hasher and entertain us

What to Expect:

SIX kennels will be haring the trail which means we will have 6 Beer Stops plus running and walking trails between those stops. Hares representing each kennel are (drumroll please….)

Big Hump H3: Frankie the Dick-Thrusting Pussy Eater & Cornholyho

St. Louis H3: Cream Throat Willy

Bell-Scott H3: Numb Buns & Another Dick in the Wall

The Vaj H3: How Do You Like My Headlights NOW & Goldicocks

Tumbling Dice H3: Roadkill

Rave H3: PerpenCockular & Froggy Style

If you are able to do a part of trail but not all, please contact your hares! We will help you join at any of the BSs! We won’t know what time for each stop until we’re in real time, because, ya know, we like to drink and have fun!

A touch of history: World Peace Through Beer Day is Oct 24th (United Nations Day) and Hashers celebrate as close as they can to that day. It’s one day of the year to get fancy with our beers!

Hear ye, hear ye! An evil dragon has invaded the kingdom and is drinking all the beer! Your king calls for aid in slaying this beast and restoring debauchery to the realm.

Party up and take on your usual shitty trail with a twist. Stops will include battles with dastardly villains. Don’t miss circle or you’ll miss the rules. Roleplay is encouraged but not required. (Calling your hare “daddy” is INCORRECT and will result in punishment) Come in appropriate costume for extra fun, or just laugh at the hare’s.

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Meet at 3, circle at 3:15, away at 3:30

On after at Dirty20, mere steps away from circle. With enough interest, there may be an actual D&D one-shot.