I wasn't actually at the hash, or at least the first part, so I'll do my best to sum up trail for everyone. The evening started in the parking lot behind Cicero's on the Loop. Our hares, GladHeAteHer and Plot My G Spot had initially promised an A-B trail, but that idea went out the window. Only about 12 people were actually doing trail, so maybe they didn't want to lose a large group of people in U City.

I imagine trail was shitty, because by the time I rolled up at the end, the hares and pack were pretty drunk. Fuck Me Rudolph ran a pretty shitty circle, which ended with Just Trey getting named. He told a story of his mom walking in on him masturbating (and he finished!) and how once he used his wife's breast milk on his cereal by accident. Luckily, we had our wittiest hashers out that night and he was named Breast Milk of Champions! The pack craniumed into Cicero's for food and a lot more beer, because we really needed it.

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