Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Start: Meet in the NE corner of the Alps parking lot.
What should you bring: Big breasted virgins, flashlights, whistles, a can of soup, cash and a rusty old steak knife.
What should you expect: Dog and wheel friendly.
ID on Trail: Yes.
Directions: Take 40 or 44 to Grand, go South, Alps will be on your left.
On-After: Thurman's, 4069 Shenandoah aAve., St. Louis, MO 63110
If you get lost call Shot By A Whore at 314-437-3802.