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Saturday 12/26/2009 #831

ALPO @ ???

Hash Trash:

I have read that in ancient Egypt, the god Thoth (a scribe), was portrayed as the creator of speech and that he possessed the power to transform speech into material objects, and that in order for a person to achieve immortality his/her name must be inscribed somewhere forever. Well, I suppose as a scribe it is our duty to help everyone achieve immortality and forever be etched in history. Ok.. maybe it's just to pass along to everyone the awesome time that was had, but... the Hashers are definelty worthy of such immortality, So it is my duty and honor to recall the night to the best of my ability.

Alpo either truely knows the definition of "mini" or he is a man of his word.... I'll leave that up to each of you to decide. We all met up at The Village Bar, showed off Goat's marshmallow gun and then circled up - close & tight - and had a quick round of chalk-talk for our virgin- Just Jill. (Who by the way showed excellent hash-like behavior and shows great prospect). From the Village Bar we dodged the snow flakes and the traffic as we crossed the street- traveled about 400 feet and reached our first destination- Down Under. Here we drank a few beers and played a few rounds of "would you rather?".... and let me tell you, one can really be surprised by some of the things that really go through a hashers mind...... "would you rather lick a cat's butt thoroughly or bite off the head of a live gopher and eat it?"..... Hmmmm.... Not only were there questions of would you rather, but I myself was interrogated for the naming process.... a little beer and a little honesty and a girl can really incriminate herself.
From Down Under we traveled across the lot to Chucks - this didn't last too long. For those of you who frequent Chucks - it might be a good idea to know that you are being watched - via webcam - by the boss at home. So ... yes... our hashlike behavior did get us kicked out - well not so much kicked out as much as "asked to leave". There was a naming ceremony - where Just Chris will now forever be known as "Platinum Wet - By the Gallon". There was recognition of significant runs, and there was flashing by our Virgin (which I'm sure is what got us out the door & is forever saved on the boss's webcam).
We of course left gracefully with our hash-like behaviour, leaving them with "swing low" as we headed back off to Down Under where we downed a few more and then went separate ways - some in groups - some in twos - some off on their own.... I can only speak of where I ended up .... If only I could remember it.... It gets kind of fuzzy....

So.... I hope I have done my duty and to all the hashers.... may you go down in history. Great "trail" Alpo.

Platinum Wet (By the Gallon)

Directions:

Start: The Village Bar, 12247 Manchester Rd., Des Peres, MO 63131


What should you bring: ID, money, anything good you got on Friday to show off.

What should you expect:  A post-Xmas mini pub crawl. If you missed Wednesday's 2 bar pub crawl, you need to check this one out, because there's at least 3! And you probably need to take some time off with your "real" family and hang out with the best family around.



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Directions: Take 40, 55 or 44 to 270 (north from 44 or 55, south from 40) and then take the exit for Manchester Road/MO 100 East. The bar will be on your left past N Ballas.

 

On-After: The Village Bar

 

If you get lost call Alpo at 314-680-9970.



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