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Saturday 12/12/2009 #828

ALPO & Just Chuck @ 2nd Anal Burning Hare Hash

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A limited, but spirited group circled up, in the beautiful valley of New Piasa Chautauqua for the second Anal Burning Hare hash.
 
It was a day of Radical Inclusion, Unconditional Decommofication, Radical Self Expression, Communal Effort, and Immediacy.
 
Oh yes, sprinkled in there, we climbed some mountains(Thank you Harriets), practiced our lap dancing skills(A tradition like no other), enjoyed another scenic beer stop, witnessed the Dance of the Flaming Asshole(Thank You Duzzy) and burned some Hare's!
 
As in the past, a post trail naked hash was run, short but very SWEET!  Many thanks to our resident and much loved Fire Meister, Rickey's Crab Shack for a kick ass fire.  Flame on, and on, and on and on, Dude.
 
You know its a Burning Hare, when an OSHA certified child's stuffed animal goes up like a Flame Thrower once initiated to the fire.This year we burned not one but two hares.
 
It ain't a party until something gets broken, or a serious injury occurs.  Thank you Burning Asshole, for providing both.  For any of you non Facebookers(hash scribe included), BA is ok but suffering from a grade 3 shoulder seperation.  His story is that he was bucked from the top bunk, while playing 'Rodeo Sex' with an unamed harriet, and broke his fall with his shoulder. That's the bad news, the good news is that he will have many fruitful nights of 'stranger' to enjoy with his "Off hand", and a 3 month supply of pain killers, "Not to Be Taken With Alcohol", definitely not hash like behavior.
 
Thank you for All who attended.  The event lived up to it's billing, and has provided inspiration for next years debauchery.
 
On-On,
Alpo



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