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Wednesday 07/08/2009 #795

Full Service, Fisty & Hummers @ St. Chuck - The PIONEER Happy Trail

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Are you ready for an adventure? Do you want to play Lewis and Clark?
Would you like to be checked for ticks? If so, then Cum West and celebrate our nation's independence.
Join us for a short, fun, wet trail full of flying ticks, beer, bushes, beer, horse manure, beer, and harriette-sized spider webs (ew).

Warning - this is not a "Seaman" friendly trail!!!

Flashlights: sure, why not.
Walker's trail: not exactly.
Wheelchair friendly: not without a vehicle.
Shiggy socks: you might benefit from them.

(hareraiser's note: I believe when I started hashing that one of the "rules" of the Big-Hump was that trails were to be set within 30 miles of the Arch. This road-trip of a trail has been waived as an exception because, well... it's three hot chicks running the show. Who am I to enforce rules? :) )


Start:
3508 Greens Bottom Road
Harvester, MO 63303

This is a gravel parking lot on the Katy Trail. Look for a sign and a gravel road leading to the lot...

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Directions:

From NORTH/I-270 South/West: Take I-270 W. Take exit 16B toward MO-364 (0.5 mi). Merge onto MO-364 W (5.5 mi). Take exit 14 for Arena Pkwy/Upper Btm Rd (0.3 mi). Keep left at the fork, follow signs for Upper Bottom Rd (256 ft). Turn left at Arena Pkwy/Upper Bottom Rd. Continue to follow Upper Bottom Rd (1.8 mi). Turn left at Jungs Station Rd (0.7 mi). Continue on Greens Bottom Rd (1.3 mi). Gravel road, parking lot, and exhausted road-trippin hashers will be on your left.

From the CITY or ILLINOIS via the POPLAR ST. BRIDGE (I-70 West): Take I-70 West. Take exit 228 toward Weldon Spring (0.2 mi). Slight left at S 1st Capitol Dr/MO-94. Continue to follow MO-94 (2.3 mi). Slight right at N Outer Rd (signs for Heritage Crossing/Jungs Station Rd) (1.1 mi). Turn left at Jungs Station Rd (0.7 mi). Continue on Greens Bottom Rd (1.3 mi). Gravel road, parking lot, and exhausted road-trippin hashers will be on your left.

From CENTRAL (Clayton/U. City): Take I-170 North to I-70 West. Take exit 228 toward Weldon Spring (0.2 mi). Slight left at S 1st Capitol Dr/MO-94. Continue to follow MO-94 (2.3 mi). Slight right at N Outer Rd (signs for Heritage Crossing/Jungs Station Rd) (1.1 mi). Turn left at Jungs Station Rd (0.7 mi). Continue on Greens Bottom Rd (1.3 mi). Gravel road, parking lot, and exhausted road-trippin hashers will be on your left.

From SOUTH or SOUTHEAST/Illinois via the JB BRIDGE: Take I-270 North. Take exit 16B toward MO-364 (0.3 mi). Merge onto MO-364 W (5.8 mi) Take exit 14 for Arena Pkwy/Upper Btm Rd (0.3 mi). Continue to follow Upper Bottom Rd (1.8 mi). Turn left at Jungs Station Rd (0.7 mi). Continue on Greens Bottom Rd (1.3 mi). Gravel road, parking lot, and exhausted road-trippin hashers will be on your left.

For any aborigines that might be FURTHER WEST: There are several backroad options. Look it up! :D


On after: Twisters

Intersection of Hwy 94 (First Capitol) and Wolfrum
1046 Wolfrum Rd.
St Charles, MO 63304
(636) 922-3114



Contact Fist in her Furry Ass at 314-302-3708, Hummers Para Libre at 314-609-7541, or Full Service Ass Station at 314-322-2821 if you get lost or if you just wanna have some fun!

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