Orgy Cum Dumpster, Purple Muffin Stuffin' and Strap On Strap Off - SO SO's Birthday Trail (featuring FH3 on drums) aka 6-7-8-9-10 hash (if you're into numerology)

Join OCD*, PMS, and various other midgets to observe SO SO making it through yet another year! To celebrate, come dressed as your favorite character from David Lynch's Blue Velvet or Martin Scorcese's Taxi Driver.

Or, you know, just come dressed for hashing. Whichever.

*OCD is an honorary midget.


Things you will see on trail: Pavement, weeds, alcohol.

Things you may see on trail: Train tracks, poison ivy, reckless youth, poverty, wild animals, playgrounds, feces, street graffiti.

Flashlights: Sure, why not.

Shiggy socks: Sure, why not.

Change of clothes: Sure, why not.

Walker trail: Sure, why not.

Circle:
1451 Page Industrial Ct. Overland, MO 63132

Map Link:


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Directions - Get to 170 or 270, whichever is closest to you.

270 going North: Take 270 North to Page exit. Go East on Page. Take Page about 5 miles to Page Industrial Ct. Turn right (cause turning left would cause you to run into the old McMurray Music building) on Page Industrial. Take street until it ends at 1451. Park at 1451 and look for hashers. (right side of street).

270 going South: Take 270 South to Page exit. Go East on Page. Take Page about 5 miles to Page Industrial Ct. Turn right (cause turning left would cause you to run into the old McMurray Music building) on Page Industrial. Take street until it ends at 1451. Park at 1451 and look for hashers. (right side of street).

170 going North: Take 170 North to Page exit. Go left (West) on Page. Take Page about 5 miles to Page Industrical Ct. Turn left (cause turning right would cause you to run into the old McMurray Music building) on Page Industrial. Take street until it ends at 1451. Park at 1451 and look for hashers. (right side of street).

170 going South: Take 170 South to Page exit. Go right (west) on Page. Take Page about 5 miles to Page Industrical Ct. Turn left (cause turning right would cause you to run into the old McMurray Music building) on Page Industrial. Take street until it ends at 1451. Park at 1451 and look for hashers. (right side of street).


On-After:
Schmitt's Bar and Grill
9580 Page Ave.
Overland, MO 63132
314-428-7800
$4.00 pitchers, pool table, big screen TV, and jukebox!!!


Lost, confused, concerned, lonely? Contact SO SO at 314-852-9244 or OCD at 314-368-3898. 314-