Meet at 5:00. Pack away at 5:31.
This Lucky #777 trail will be
Meta Areshole's 6th Annual Polyester Trail! This Big-Hump tradition is the 2nd longest-standing annual hash in Big-Hump history (Green Dress being first). Stinky McGimperson will be sharing haring responsibilities as well.
Since this is the polyester hash plan to get to Goodwill before all the best tacky stuff is gone.
There will be more than one beer stop.
Bring your ID and money.
Circle Address: Shady Jacks Saloon - Start, Circle, and On-After
1432 N. Broadway, St. Louis, MO 63102
314-241-HOGG (bar) 314-241-TITS (fax) (I just had to include that. ha!)
3-4 blocks North of the Edward Jones Dome
Metrolink: Convention Center and Laclede's Landing stops are both about 10 blocks away.
Walker/Wheel/Dog Friendly: Fo sho. Just keep your bitches on a leash around the junkyard dawgs. Plus, one hare is a gimp. Not sayin which...
Shiggy/Flashlight: Shouldn't need a flashlight with all the polyester you'll be wearing. If your outfit isn't bright enough, you should be able to catch it on fire pretty easily if you need light. And polyester pants are virtually impervious to shiggy.
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Directions:
From NORTH-ish/Florissant/St. Charles: From I-70 E - Take exit 249C to merge onto N Broadway. Turn left at Biddle St. Turn left at N 3rd St. Continue on N Broadway St. Shady Jack's will be on the right.
From NORTHEAST/E'ville: From 157 S - 3. Merge onto I-270 W via the ramp to St Charles. Take exit 7A for I-255 toward Memphis. Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-255 S and merge onto I-255 S. Take exit 25B to merge onto I-55 S/I-70 W/US-40 W toward St Louis. Take exit 2C to merge onto Martin Luther King Bridge/Veterans Memorial Bridge (Entering Missouri). Continue on N 3rd St. Continue on N Broadway St. Shady Jack's will be on the right.
From SOUTH/Fenton/Sunset Hills/Kirkwood: From I-44 E - Merge onto I-55 N. Take the exit toward S Memorial Dr . Take exit 251C on the left to merge onto S Memorial Dr toward Downtown. Turn left at Market St. Turn right at N 4th St/Mansion House Center. Continue to follow N 4th St. Slight left at N 3rd St. Continue on N Broadway St. Shady Jack's will be on the right.
From Belleville: From S 27th St - Turn right at S 23rd St. Turn right at S Belt W/IL-13. Turn left at N Belt W/IL-13/Old Saint Louis Rd. Take the ramp to IL-15. Keep right at the fork to continue toward IL-15 and merge onto IL-15. Turn right at N 10th St. Turn left at King Dr/Martin Luther King Dr/State St. ontinue to follow Martin Luther King Dr. Continue on Martin Luther King Bridge/Veterans Memorial Bridge (Entering Missouri). Continue on N 3rd St. Continue on N Broadway St. Shady Jack's will be on the right.
From DOWNTOWN: It's on Broadway, near the EJ Dome.
From CENTRAL/Clayton/U. City: Depending on how you want to get into the city - you can follow the "SOUTH" directions from I-44 E.
On-After: Shady Jack's Saloon
1432 N. Broadway, St. Louis, MO 63102
314-241-HOGG (bar) 314-241-TITS (fax)
http://www.shadyjackssaloon.com/
Call Meta Areshole @ 314.393.2072 if you get lost.