CELERY'S BACKWARDS BIRTHDAY/APRIL FOOL'S DAY HASH!

Now that all you wankers got all the hare arrows, true trail marks, and the disorder of circle figured out, Celery "goes and does something like this and totally redeems herself". . . lays trail #775 backwards . . . Cum to Crestwood, MO to find out what that entails . . .

NOTE -
Trickery on trail: INEVITABLE!
Cooperation of the R.A. to run the entire #775 BACKWARDS in this diabolical scheme: LIKELY!

Only those hashers that "wake up in the morning and piss excellence" need apply! This means no "hearting" on trail or "poking" people on FaceBook on your crackberry during circle.

Circle Address: The Law Offices of Celery (don't look for a sign that says that though)
LAWYER'S BUILDING
9800 Watson Rd.
St. Louis, MO 63126
(near Kohls at Sappington Rd. in Crestwood, MO )

Attire: Kilted Hashers... sport your kilt and help welcome Celery's new one!!! All others . . . you do NOT need a change of clothes, nor do you need to wear shoes that can get wet and muddy. In fact, you do not need any cranium-gear/flashlight.*

Metrolink: No

Dog Friendly: Yes, if it is ok to smell wet dog in your car and if you like to drag them thru shrubbery.

Walker/Wheel-Friendly: No, but beer stop is accessible via auto-hashing.

Shiggy/Flashlight: No?*

Map Link:

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Directions:

From Eureka(and everyone north/west of 270): 44 East to Lindbergh Blvd. Make a Right on Lindbergh to Watson Rd. Make a LEFT on Watson . Go a few miles and the office is on the Right side past Crestwood Bowl. It is across the street from Walgreens. If you pass Kohls or hit Sappington, you have gone too far.

From South County or Illinois via the J.B. Bridge: 255/270 toward 44. Exit right on Watson Rd. and go a few miles and the office is on the Right side past Crestwood Bowl. It is across the street from Walgreens. If you hit Sappington, you have gone too far.

From Downtown/South City/Illinois via downtown: 44 WEST to Lindbergh Blvd. Make a LEFT on Lindbergh. Make a LEFT on Watson. Go a few miles and the office is on the Right side past Crestwood Bowl. It is across the street from Walgreens. If you hit Sappington, you have gone too far.

All others . . . Google it cause it is too dang easy to describe it any more.

"Pre-Lube": To be determined, but probably Malones.

*CELERY'S LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Please note that while every effort has been made to ensure the inaccuracy of the information posted on this hashsite, Celery and Celery, Inc. disclaim any duty or obligation to update the information herein should they decide to lay a long, wet, and dirty trail. Celery has no liability for any inaccuracies for failing to update this site. A voluntary wanker assumes the risks inherent in or incidental to hashing, regardless of her/his subjective knowledge of those effin risks, including, but not limited to, getting wet, lost, drunk, tired, scraped, cut, mutilated, broken down, beat up, arrested, molested, and/or utterly confused; and that Celery and Celery, Inc. have no duty to protect a hasher from those risks inherent in or incidental to hashing.

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