Vikings, Missing Children, Jail Bait, a Vampire, an Angel, Two Devils, some Fat Bitch, A Soup Can, Bare-Assed Batman, and a Cowboy all walk into a bar. This is no joke, it's the Big Hump Hashoween run!
The above mentioned and a handful of other costumed freaks congregated in a parking lot across the street from Lil Nikki's. It was pretty chilly, as Batgirl's nipples were protruding and rigid. At 7-ish, the group split up. Some went to the spooky haunted house, others went to scare the shit out of the people in Lil Nikki's. The Fat Ballerina, Afro-Tiger Chick (both from Kimchi H3, Colorado), Soup Can, Devil in a Blue Dress, a fangless Vampire, and guest players strarted off the night with a rousing game of Quarters. Others were only slightly more responsible. By the time the Haunted House crew returned, some hashers were already really, really buzzed. Perhaps this is why some hashers lost the Soulard trail and missed the beer stop at the Cat's Meow. Perhaps this is why some hashers, who will remain nameless but dressed as a Fat Ballerina and Afro-Tiger Chick, accepted a ride from a couple of gay homosexuals back to Lil Nikki's. It was a good thing the Devil was there to chaperone.
Back at Lil' Nikki's, another rousing game of Quarters was interrupted by the announcement that Circle had started across the street. Ah, Circle. Yeah. The Tall Viking made every freak drink for something: visiting, being a virgin, not following trail, etc. And honestly, details of Circle have been lost. Why the Devil and the Vampire had a trial by down-down is unknown to this hasher. In fact, how this hasher got the hash shit for hash-like behavior is a mystery (don't drinking too much and falling down go together like broccoli and flatulence?). I invite a co-scribe to provide details, but please, no games of Quarters. On-On,
Madam Yuk
