The Catholic School Girl Hash was happening again, seems like just yesterday the pack was donning their sluttiest holy wear and desecrating churches all over the city. But we were back at it again last night, gathering at the southeast corner of the lovely but heavily sidewalk-trafficked Francis Park. Hares Beaver Chaser and Froggy Style dressed in their Sunday finest as they did chalk talk on the aforementioned busy sidewalk.

Hashers trickled in, some dressed as school girls, some like priests, some like boring old hashers showing up to any other Wednesday night hash. Pretty typical chalk talk, of course with the addition of Communion Stop. (Though SS now means Song Stop instead of Shot Stop? Come on now, that ain’t right.)

Walkers took off shortly followed by the runners. I have no idea what the walkers did, where they went, or how they got there. I’m sure it was lovely. Us runners weaved our way through the hoods south of Francis Park, with trail carefully marked to lead the pack by (A) houses ornately decorated for Halloween and (B) Churches. We were momentarily puzzled by a SC marking outside St. Raphael Church, but chalked it up to Beaver’s general propensity for f*cking things up.

Another song check at the church across from Francis Park, then a naughty check just around the corner from Ted Drewes, then a long straightaway back to St. Gabriel’s where we encountered the Communion Stop. Jesus’ body never tasted so good - peanut butter pretzels, His blood could use some work - sh*tty and excessively sweet Missouri wines. The pack enjoyed our treats, blocking the busy sidewalk once again and confusing the locals as the speaker blasted sac religious music. Father Lock Nut showed off his sack.

Onward eastward to Hampton and our Beer Stop at Bishop DuBourg High School, where Postage tells me the boys who get kicked out of SLUH go. The pack did a great job of interrupting the short cutting traffic and causing general confusion to the locals. A short jaunt back to A, only to circle up on said trafficked sidewalk. Carti P led closing circle with down downs abounding. Try as she might to pass off hash shit to the hares (for using an eerily similar trail to the typical X-mas lights hash), Carti P retained hash sh*t for _______ (fill in the answer in the comments.)

All in all, another sh*tty X-mas lights–err Catholic Schoolgirl Hash.

Yours in Christ,

Disco Ass

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