🎶 Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen… 🎶

September is the 9th month, and this trail is on the 23rd—close enough to the 25th—so 9 TO 5 it is.

See? 9… to… 5. Math has never been this much fun. 😂

Dust off your Coat of Many Colors, tease that Backwoods Barbie hair, and clock in with Froggy Style & How Do You Like My Headlights Now. No paycheck—just hash marks, booze, and Dolly. 🍻

Jolene may be lurking, and if you’re wondering Why’d You Come in Here Lookin’ Like That, you’re probably exactly where you belong.

Hit an Island in the Stream? You missed a mark. 🤷‍♀️

You’re not a Dumb Blonde. You’re a hasher. And if you see someone without a smile, give ’em yours. 😘

Baby, I’m Burnin’? Keep moving. 🔥

Come 9 TO 5 with us. Leave the work at home. We’ve got drinking to do…

…and headlights to admire. 👀🍈🍈

🎶 Working 9 to 5… what a way to make a living. 🎶

Come get Dolly’d. 🤠💋

Meet 6:30 p.m., Circle 6:45 p.m., Hare(s) away 7 p.m.

Location: Circle up in front of Seoul Taco (4099 Chouteau Ave) near the corner of Sarah and Manchester.

On After: Handlebar