Creamthroat Willie presents Me Run Pretty One Day, a rousing interlude of running and frivolity. Your resident runners will wind you around the illustrious TGS neighborhood with both turkey and eagle options (ooOOoo AAaahhhhh!). Walkers will be given GPS coordinates and the number of a local cab driver who only accepts feet pics as payment.

For your safety, please lower your expectations, and keep all butt plugs fully secured throughout the duration of the trail.

Circle up at 645: hares away at 7

Holt & Beck (outside of Civil Life Parking lot)

Pre-lube: Civil Life, 3714 Holt Ave 63116

On-After: The Drawing Board