Second Anal Hair of the Dog New Years Trail Location: Benton Park

Hares: Hammock Your Way & Perpencockular

Timeline

11am - meet to check in for mimosa mile

1115am - Start mimosa mile

1145 - opening circle

12pm - On out

Cum one, cum all to nurse those hangovers, jumpstart that post-holiday grind and get your livers prepped for another year of shiggy shenanigans

Join or watch us as we down the Champ & OJ or Virgin Champ (OJ) and *try* to keep it down after each lap around the lake. If you haven't had enough and are thirsty for more, expect a trail with walker, runner, turkey, eagle, and locknut splits with stops and liquid encouragement along the way to get you motivated into the new year. Will this be an easy pavement-pounding "walk-in-the-park" or will the mimosas inspire something more adventurous? Cum on and find out for yourself