So Triple D made some shit up about not doing trail on Wednesday, and I volunteered Locknut’s services. But then I realized that I made a terrible mistake because I actually wanted to hare the trail. “I take it back!” I yelled, adamant to be your lovely hare for the evening. “Your trails are too Tuesday!” LN retorted. “WHAT?!?” I yelled, flying through the air and tackling LN. We proceeded to wrestle it out with a watermelon in a lake, and there was ponytail pulling and a knee to LN’s one ball, and then we shook hands and decided to co-hare. So now LN and Headlights have a very Lovely yet Shitty Trail planned for Wednesday.

Meet at Trueman’s Parking Lot (the best hash bar that we don’t patron enough): 2097 Smizer Station Rd, Fenton, MO 63026 Also the location of the on-after and a great spot to prelube! They serve food until late - we’ll verify the full menu cutoff time but I’m pretty sure we have until 10 to get our orders in and then it’s just apps, plus they’re open until 1:30 (see what I mean? This place is so great!)

Where to Meat: The northern end (yes, this is HL writing and I just differentiated cardinal directions, there is hope) is bigger and a little more private, but could potentially entertain the neighbors if we’re too close to the houses, so hashers be smart when circling up.

Circle up: 6:45, Hare(s) Away: 7:00

ONE MORE THING! Bring some cash or card for a possible stop on trail. On-On!!