Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
When: 6:30pm
Circle: 7:00pm
Why: Whiney’s Return of Lost Meat’s and Hostitute’s Personal Hashshit
Big-Hump H3 #176 on 8/15/2001 (ask Frankie TDTPE) featured the Personal Hashshit giveaway for these 24 BH4 Ancients:
19th Ho, Bama Mate, Butt Her Head, Dabado, Ditch Bitch, Duzzy Cum, Fartfignugen, Frankie the Dick-Thrusting Pussy Eater, Hood Ornament, Hopeless, Hostitute ( hare), KFC, Lost Meat ( hare), Norman Bates, Pussy Fart (A), Queen of the Pussies, Ratgas, San Antonio Rose, Suicidal Tendencies, Thigh Master, Tool Pounder, Turn Your Head And Cough, Whiney Bitch, & Wind Scammer
Only Frankie and I have survived the past 24 years of (semi) continued BH4 Hashing. I’ve lost mine, but Frankie still has his Lost Meat/Hostitute Personal Hashshit. Bring it back Frankie! This is the return to McClain’s Corner where Lost Meat and Hostitute originally had the first Hashshit giveaway.
This is a very limited giveaway since these are not only 24 years old, but they are not made anymore ( or at least unavailable on the Internet mainly because they are not very useful for anything else). I have to give credit to Blain’s Farm and Home for squirreling away a handful of these little gems in 7 different stores. I’ve Outgassed them, Washed them, and Seasoned them with Whiskey and Beer. They’re ready for personal down downs that don’t taste like shit. This is your Own…Personal Hashshit! …that’s Shitless for you to decorate and personalize. There are a few tiny consolation hashshits, but I’m sure they’ll run out too. So don’t be late ( Lock Nut) or you’ll be HASHSHITLESS.
Trail will NOT be an ALL SHIGGYLISHOUS Trail, but you could get wet, dirty, stankie, ichy, scratched, bitten, poked, or pooped…you know, a BH4 Trail. Expect anything and hope for nothing, but you’d better bring Bug Spray, Cranium Bands, 100 and 600 Run Mugs, Chalices, BH4 Gear and Give Aways, or any Hash Attire! This is a celebration of HASHING OVER THE DECADES AND YEARS TO COME.
SEE YALL AT McClain’s Corner…Again!