Another pavement pounding, blue chalk, trail. You’ll be asking yourself, why am I here? Can I go home yet? Why are we in Soulard again? Why did we let this guy hare? Seriously, someone kick him out, we can’t keep doing this to ourselves. It is not why did you make us hash all alone, it's more like you need to hash alone. I swear we only see him hare or RA now which is wild because he just disappears for months on end.

Okay, anyways, Its PerpenCockular’s actual birthday and plans to make a quick trail for a fun and shitty on-after.

Where: Pontiac Square Park, St. Louis, MO. - Circle will be the corner with the least amount of children.

If coming from the west: Take 44 and get off and make a right at Jefferson and turn left at the first light onto Russel. Take russel down to 9th ave and turn right.

If coming from the south: take 55 up to broadway, take broadway/7th down and turn left at the broadway athletic club

If coming from perpencockulars apartment, walk out the front and then make a right, cross the street, and then look for the park.

Pre-Lube suggestions: Big Daddys or D’s Place On-After - Most likely Hi Hat (confirming their ability to keep the kitchen open a little later).