Hash 1912! The most famous thing to happen in 1912 was in April, when the Titanic sunk. Join Dewey on a historical reenactment of the famous event...just kidding, we're doing a beer "mile!" Although feel free to bring deck chairs so we can rearrange them while this shit-show is going on. Oh, and I'll definitely be playing My Heart Will Go On at the finish.

Expect a short warm up trail laid by Dewey followed by the Beer Mile.

Start: Lafayette Park - Corner of Park & Mississipi

Beer "mile" traditions:

5% beers only, will be provided

You can do this solo, as a pair of 2, or in teams of 4

Beers must be finished before continuing

No shotgunning

No puking*

Beer will be ice cold

Prizes will be awarded to the first place in each category (spoiler alert: it's booze)

*if you vomit you run one additional lap (1/4 mile) if you want the time to count

If you want to compete, please comment in which category. If double or team, please list teammates. Yes, you can decide Wednesday, but I like to know how much beer to get.