Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Commemorate her virgin Big Hump hash (and the day she was named) at Green Dress, 3/12/2011.
Celebrate that one time Free Mustache Rides proposed marriage while they were co-haring her birthday trail in Soulard, 3/12/2014.
Help her ring in her 40th birthday (she doesn’t look a day over 39) on 3/12/2025!
What to expect*: an Early Times shot stop (IYKYK), an engagement of sorts, a celebration of birth including a live reenactment, a bevy of surprise co-hares, possible birthday cake, probable pavement pounding, and definite bitching from Whiney Bitch (so much blue chalk).
*your results may vary
Circle up by Pavillion #1 in Carondelet Park