DDD and Cum in Sumthing @ Benton Park
Hash Trash:
1675: DDD and Cum in Sumthing
Temps in the 30s and still plenty of snow and ice on the ground means only a stalwart few attending the hash. Except somehow a summer-sized crowd gathered in Benton Park to slip slide away the night. Quarter Pound Me introduced returning visitor Just Chris and Cum in Sumthing offered a very well-attended chalk talk, and then the pack was headed out for an icy tour of the alleys of Benton Park West and Tower Grove East. The hares had given the best of all Shot Stop instructions, "look behind the dumpster," and sure enough the pack found clever little double shot glasses with wells for the peanut butter whiskey while the rest of the glass could be filled with Absence of Light, a pretty decent peanut butter stout by Four Hands standards. Onwards through more alleys, includeding BVCs and a discarded clothes hanger, inciting Just the Tick to start and promptly abandon a joke for TSA for being "too dark." The trail was pretty well marked by DDD standards, including a spot featuring six hare's arrows pointing in different directions, all but two of which had been marked out. The pack descended upon Strap-On's backyard, where he was hosting a firepit complete with marshmallows for roasting and clever s'mores shots with mallow/chocolate/graham encrusted cups. Usually when I lick a rim I'm dodging the brown bits, but this was delicious! Rather than start new lives around the warm fire everyone grudgingly headed back to start, where the sounds of pickle ball and curious onlookers from the community center offered a backdrop for Just the Tick earning her 100 mug and wanks gleefully revolting as the RA attempted to sing anything but the ball song.
Your obedient servant,
S. Ho
Directions:
Circle up at Benton Park near Wyoming and Indiana.
https://goo.gl/maps/5S3eC9WBs55ySVPz7
"Hashers can expect a 3.5 to 5 mile trail, walker split, warm beer stop, a shot stop, and the full panoply of hash marks to be sure Cumin is properly trained. But if anything is fucked up it’s his fault." - DDD
$7 hash cash
