Hares: Fake Bake Fuck & Gaping Huge Vagina

Once upon a time we hashed in Kirkwood like it was Sublette Park. It’s been almost year since the Kirkwood streets have seen any flour. She’s feeling a little lonely these days so let’s show her some hashy love on the last trail of 2019.

What to expect: Muggles everywhere. Kirkwood PD. Champagne. A walkers trail. Drunk Hares and a shitty running trail. Trail is dog friendly if on a leash. The on-after bar is not dog friendly.

What to bring: A change of clothes. Your hash attire may get wet in the shiggy, um, rain. I mean rain. Cash and ID for trail.

Location: parking lot at the NE corner of N. Clay and W. Washington, Kirkwood, MO

On-After:
Kirkwood Ice & Fuel Co
213 N Kirkwood Rd, Kirkwood, Missouri 63122
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