Tonight was a shitty trail, but also quite fun and entertaining... as they tend to be. Go Gayhound started with some convoluted chalk talk about a maze of Whichy-Ways, a lazy Turkey Trail with an absence of any Blow Jobs, some Two-Dotters, and NO CHICK CHECKS?!? WTF?!?

Thankfully we were also promised a Beer Stop and an appearance from Mad Hatter. There was light at the end of the tunnel. No tunnels though. Just miles and miles of pavement pounding. After 15 whole minutes, we left. TSA immediately fell, likely breaking a rib, before the first T-E Split, which was about two blocks. We went immediately to railroad tracks, which we followed for about 1.5 miles. A hash halt brought us together. Then I discovered that about 5 Hashers had just gone straight to the bar. No judging 

After some winding pavement pounding along a lovely park full of grass and tress, which the trail avoided, we arrived at the Maze. Unfortunately, all arrows led out. After zero dead-ends or wrong turns I was out. We went around the Garden Lights and had a beer stop with Mad Hatter as promised. Huzzah! Although Road Kill got confused and tried to bypass all of us.

After getting cold again, the Eagles toured Flora Place and the Turkeys headed back. The Eagles were headed straight for Tower Grove with the promise of a small semblance of shiggy, which turned out to be just more paved paths.

We got back to circle and had one Hasher arrive by Lyft. She had been crying and when she realized no one was following her she pulled out her phone and got help from a friendly stranger.

Just Colin was due for another attempted naming, which actually worked this time. After several good names were nominated (especially Brown Bag Lunch, Fat Jesus, and Poop ), the group consensus was that he should be known as Fat Liners since he used to be fat and died once in a ambulance.

Whiny celebrated spending too much time and money hashing with a new empty cooler that said 700 on it, for some reason and much fun was had at Stella Blues... I assume.

Good hash everyone!

-Monistat