Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Some enterprising entrepreneurs have arranged for a Super-Hero Pub Crawl through Soulard; for $20 you can gain the extremely rare and coveted mutant power of being allowed to go into a bar and purchase a drink. POW! But if you don’t have Bruce Wayne money you can pay $7 and drink epic amounts of beer in a parking lot. Your hares will take you on a journey into mystery of your own as you marvel at the horde of 1036 drunk nerds who clicked Interested on Facebook, which is the highest level of commitment to an event there is. But you should still come as your super hero alter-ego, the wanker sporting the uncanniest costume will win the distinguished competition for Best Dressed Hero. Bonus points for bulges and boob windows.
Hares: Kaptain Kampground Cummer (birthday variant hologram cover) and Super Sweet Ho
Circle: Ray Leisure Park and Playground at Menard/Park https://goo.gl/maps/mSUG5v3Attx
Assemble at 3pm
What to expect on trail: capes
Trail is both Krypto and Oracle friendly and there will be a Walking Dead trail. But like the comic book version so it won’t drag on and be terrible.
On-After: John D. McGurk's Irish Pub and Garden