Hash Trash #1449
Meeting at the Forest Park Pee Pee Pavilion, the Hash was invaded by KC Hashers (Sampler and Fills Your Mouth). Bad Santa and Mrs. Clauses sister who he loves but isn’t clean. A few Just showed up, singing Santa Baby now hurry down my Chimney tonight… or was that Greg LooseAnus.
There were festive lights around the zoo as officials tried to put hashers back in their cages. Hashers were lured into shiggy at the Santa Stop by a 6 pack of Chocolate Milk Stouts and Cookies. The runners made their way through Forest Park on a vaguely familiar trail that might have happened when the temperatures were warmer. Multiple beer halts helped to make season merry and bright. Despite lack of oxygen or lack of snow, sledding was done dirt cheap, fun fun, down golf course hill with Purty Mouth dog sledding like the IdidherTodd. The reward for winning was a slog back up golf hill and Hot Chocolate dripping from your chin.
Splash Mount’Em took to his knees to receive a cranium band signifying his 100th run. A sexy backsliding, latecummer came in hot 20 inch heels and promptly won the hash. The cool hashers slowly dribbled into Felixs Pizza, were more beer was had by all.
Hares: Strap On, jalapeño Pussy, and Just Megha
Why have 1 hare when you can have 3?
Just Strap a Mega Jalapeno On that Pussy and enjoy a mid-December’s eve hash, Ole’!
Circle up at the World's Fair Pavilion in Forest Park. Expect runners and walkers trails, city shaggy, and some winter sports with a few beer halts thrown in. Mostly-wheel and all-dog friendly.
Bring a cranium light unless you can see in the dark.
On After: Pat's in Dogtown, across the street from Turtle Park