Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
PLEASE NOTE THE EARLY 3pm START TIME!!!
Your Hares of Honor, Sweet Ho Alabama and Dewey Sexual System, request the honor of your presence in the Central West End at the Always a Bridesmaid Hash, Saturday the twenty-fourth of June, two thousand and seventeen, at three o'clock in the afternoon.
On-After to follow immediately after.
Bridesmaids' dress attire requested.
Our absent bride has a to-do list about five miles long (less than four for walkers) and she needs her bridesmaids to handle her things! Bring complaints about how ugly the dresses are, passive aggressive remarks about your own looming spinsterhood, your best groomsman-snagging game, and Listerine. Oh, and $7 for hash cash, 'cause Bridesmaiding is expensive.
Runner/Walker/Wheel/Pet friendly
(On-After TBD)