Cum on the Record & Puke Halt @ Veteren's Day Hash
Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Directions:
Veteran's Day Hash
Oh, hello there. Your friendly
neighborhood COTR here. I'm teaming up
with Puke Halt to deliver a leisurely romp through Lemay. It'll be super easy, totally chill, and all
downhill. If you believe this, you're as
dumb as I was when I believed the recruiter who told me about dune buggies and
dirt bikes. Spoiler alert: I walked a
lot. I named my left boot Dune Buggy and
my right Dirt Bike just to make peace with having listened to that son of a
bitch.
Everyone is encouraged to wear something military-themed or over-the-top
patriotic. If you have a pet bald eagle,
now would be a good time to bring it. If
you're a veteran, feel free to wear an old uniform. Do not wear anything that you value or cannot
be laundered/burned.
What to expect:
Walkers trail for all non-hackers shiggy water features shiggy mud
shiggy faint whimpers of discomfort whining.
Apathetic hares.
Things to bring:
Cranium lamp, change of clothes, change of shoes, sense of adventure,
chem light batteries
Things Not to Bring:
Dignity
Circle-Up:
Lemay Park
Corner of Lemay Ferry Rd. and River City Casino Blvd (River Des Peres). https://goo.gl/maps/AK8y2aHS2CU2
On-After:
Friendly's Sports Bar
3971 Bayless Ave. https://goo.gl/maps/z9epSkf9fQw
(Subject to Change)
