Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Ten years ago, three hapless virgins
stumbled upon the Big Hump and have been making the same stupid mistake ever
since. Cum celebrate with us on
Wednesday and enjoy the culmination of everything we've learned the past
decade, all rolled up into one hash.
What could go wrong?
Circle up:
Behind the Petro Mart
1375 Dunn Rd, St. Louis, MO 63138
https://goo.gl/maps/43syjm3u1zD2
What to bring: bug spray, shiggy socks, a change of clothes,
a flashlight, money, wanderlust
What to leave at home: phobias (the
hares will be providing those for you free of charge)
Is this hash Walker/Dog/Wheelchair friendly? No
Will you remember this hash for the rest of your life? Yes, assuming you live through it.
On After:
To Be Determined