The Basics:

Beginning:

Hares: Greg Loose Anus & Tased and Confused

Religious Advisor: GladHeAteHer

Virgin: Just Gina (Red Roper)

Visitors: Sesame Creep and You've Zen Fucked (Carolina Larrikins H3)

Hash Flash: Purdy Mouth

Hash Scribe: GladHeAteHer

Hash Cash: Dewey Sexual System

Trail:

A magnificent pavement pounding shitty trail involving spinning around a tennis racket then racing, Apple Pucker, Elevator H3, Champagne, Clayton Craft Beer Cellar, Confused Claytonians

Circle:

FRB: Go Gayhound (loves the log), various other racists

DFL: drunkards

Hashy Birthday: Kibbles 'n Dicks, Dewey Sexual System

Best New Hash Name: Splash Mount'em

MINk Attire: People who hate The Judds

Best Hash Song: Sesame Creep with that one song about Baltimore women and their vaginas

Best Virgin Joke: You've Zen Fucked - Knock Knock..something something something...boobs

Hashshit Winners: The Hares for some bullshit but the probably deserved it

Announcements: Tough Liver moved to September, hash next week is wear weird costumes to offend Dogtown facebook page, Hobo Hash in October

Swing Low

Faithfully yours in the bond of hashing,