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STENCHO DE MAYO 2016 (PART DEUX?)

Not to compete with Disco, but.......
Aw, screw him! He's in another CUNTry right now!  Let's have another Stencho trail!

Your illustrious hares offer to take you back to the humble beginnings of Stencho in the gateway.  If you haven't experienced a dog-paddle through Schoenberger creek, or the Belle-Vegas mudslide, you haven't lived!  There will be a Penis-Yata filled with hash swag/liquor/candy!  Plus, if you survive the shiggy you earn a classic Stencho patch!

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What to expect:
Shiggy
Mudslide
Penis-Yata
Rope ladder?

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What to bring:
A dry bag
Virgins
Arm floaties

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Walker/Wheeler/Dog:
Walker friendly
NOT wheeler friendly (but Boxing Turtle Saloon is!)
Dog friendly (assuming your dog can swim)

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Start and On After:
Boxing Turtle Saloon (formerly Chasers)
1310 Dutch Hollow Rd
Belleville, IL 62223
https://goo.gl/maps/FAvgZqr6As22

Note:
Boxing Turtle only serves pizza and nachos so plan accordingly.
Need directions?  Get a fucking smart phone.  Or call Stinky, 314-402-6791.
Paternity issues?  Stinky got fixed over a decade ago, take it elsewhere.