Circle:
Affton Ice Rink
10300 Gravois Rd, St. Louis, MO 63123
https://goo.gl/maps/aDhNpoVKTpE2
Park on the side of the road BEFORE you get into the Ice Rink parking lot.  The Ice Rink people are asshats about parking on their property.

Trail:
You are cordially invited to join two of the most handsome hares the Big Hump has to offer.  Disco A$$ and Frankie TDTPE will host this evening of leisure and libations of which you are sure to enjoy.  They will lead you not into temptation, and will deliver you from evil.  Ramen.  You will be led over hills and through the woods to somebodies grandma's house.  Expect viscous dirt, shrubbery, pavement, beer, dead bodies, and ideally boobs.  No promises on any of these things.

Things to Bring:
Cranium light
Shiggy socks
A virgin
A Nerf Football
Naked pictures of Bea Arthur

On After
Cafe Affton
8713 Gravois Rd., 63123
http://www.cafeaffton.com/