PastHer Mourning Wood @ Maplewood
Hash Trash:
We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Directions:
You�re still hungover from Tough Liver and from the 3-beer-stops-per-mile Sharknado trail.
It�s going to be stupid hot, and it will probably storm.
We�re basically starting IN River Des Peres, and there�s pretty good chance that circle will physically overlap with a children�s soccer game. I don�t see what could go wrong.
There may be popsicles on trail if everyone promises to do only appropriate things with them. Like cool off a very warm part of your body.
Come to scenic Francis R. Slay Park and run some brand new trail that you have definitely never run before! I swear!
Walker trail: Go over there, count to a thousand
Dog friendly: Nope, too damn hot
Wheels friendly: Sure, why not. You have a sense of adventure, right?
Bring dry shoes and whatever makes you feel safe around industrial shiggy.
Circle:
Francis R. Slay Park
7001 Canterbury Ave., 63143
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Francis+R.+Slay+Park/@38.6079522,-90.3106287,17z/data=!4m7!1m4!3m3!1s0x87d8ca62c2764841:0xc2b8b8a372782df!2sFrancis+R.+Slay+Park+multi-use+path,+St+Louis,+MO+63143!3b1!3m1!1s0x0000000000000000:0xaec10343c5582d3e
On After:
Failoni's
6715 Manchester Rd., 63139
