$5$5$5 and D-BAG @ Carondelet
Hash Trash:
We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Directions:
*** NOTE SPECIAL EARLY START TIME ***
Meet at 3:00pm, Circle starts at 3:30pm.
Start Location:
Meet by the lake pavilion in Carondelet Park.
Intersection: Loughborough Dr & Lake Dr, St Louis, MO 63116
The story:
Come join us for a lovely stroll through Carondelet Park & the surrounding territory. Weather calls for a perfect 78 degree day, and we're going to have a way cooler trail than we have any right to, given a last-minute hare substitution. Seriously... ditch your BBQ plans and come hash with us. Going to a wedding? Come hash between the religious stuff and the fun part! We moved the start time up for you. No one wants your ugly mug in their photos, anyways. Getting married? Dumbass. Get out while you can (or elope) & come drink with us. We promise good beer, a sweet trail, and a top-notch On-After.
Things you might encounter:
Beer. Nuns. A turkey-eagle split. Homebrew. Some challenging eagle terrain. More beer. Shiggy. An unusually high density of dive bars and car repair shops. (Probably not unrelated...)
On-After:
Iron F'ing Barley
5510 Virginia Ave, St. Louis, MO 63111
