OCDs Birthday Trail!

Circle up: Southwest parking lot of Global Foods Market 421 North Kirkwood Road Kirkwood, MO 63122

Directions: Take Kirkwood Rd (route 67) to Washington Ave. and go West. Global Foods parking lot is immediately on the right.

What to expect: Beer, shiggy, pavement, geese, low moral values, Disco Ass yelling GAYBLADE!!!, and likely Kirkwoods finest. WALKER/WHEEL FRIENDLY

What to bring: 7 dollars, pink chalk, your A game, edible panties, Malort, and a paddle to spank the birthday girl.

On After: PJs Tavern 123 W. Jefferson Ave Kirkwood, MO, 63122

On After After: EAST SIDE!!!! Not really, but if thats where you end up, you win the hash.