All summer, Mother Nature has been mindf**king you with comfortable temperatures in the 70s and 80s. This week, she's giving everyone swamp ass to remind you who's the boss.

Purdy and Harrier will be leading you through the historic 'hoods surrounding the 2004 winner of the RFT's Best Manicured Urban Shiggy in St. Louis. On our tour, you'll have the opportunity to observe many historic buildings, landmarks, local flora, and indigenous wildlife. You can play "What's that dumpster smell like" and "How many used condoms will I have to avoid" as you navigate trail. As reward for your adventure, you'll be treated to music from the Gene Dobbs Bradford Blues Experience and the best tasting adult beverages one can buy from a Quick Trip.

Find your way to the Northeast corner of the parking lot of the Mullanphy School near the intersection of De Tonty and Klemm Street. Park on the lot, De Tonty, or Klemm. We'll circle in the Northeast corner of the lot.

Feel free to bring some extra cash and insulin as there may be an opportunity for an extra treat on trail. (Worst case, the ice cream/weed truck will surely be trolling through the streets during trail.) There will be a Turkey/Eagle split. You won't need shiggy socks unless you have to hide the shame of past poor decisions. A cranium light will only be necessary if you need more light than the plethora of streetlights provide.

d'erections:

From the West:
Take I-44 East and Exit at Vandeventer, continue across the intersection but veer to the right on De Tonty Street away from the entrance back onto I-44. Continue East on De Tonty to Klemm Street. Park in the Northeast corner of the school parking lot, on De Tonty or Klemm. Circle in the Northeast corner of the school Parking lot.

From the East:
I-44 Westbound and Exit at Vandeventer. Turn left onto South Vandeventer and get in the left turn lane. Immediately after you pass under I-44, turn left onto De Tonty but veer to the right on De Tonty Street away from the entrance back onto I-44. Park in the Northeast corner of the school parking lot, on De Tonty or Klemm. Circle in the Northeast corner of the school Parking lot.

From the North:
Get yo'self to Kingshighway and head South. Turn Left onto Vandeventer. At De Tonty Street, turn right then keep to the right on De Tonty away from the entrance back onto I-44. Park in the Northeast corner of the school parking lot, on De Tonty or Klemm. Circle in the Northeast corner of the school Parking lot.

From the South:
Get yo'self to Kingshighway and head Norf. Turn Right onto Vandeventer. At De Tonty Street, turn right then keep to the right on De Tonty away from the entrance back onto I-44. Park in the Northeast corner of the school parking lot, on De Tonty or Klemm. Circle in the Northeast corner of the school Parking lot.

On After:
Stella Blues
3269 Morganford Rd, 63116