Circle:
Providence Reformed Church
9124 Sappington Road, Crestwood MO 63126.


Only-once-deflowered hare Aunt Flow has stupidly decided to celebrate the "joy" of aging another year by laying a trail in the neighborhood of his childhood days, aka boring-ass-suburban-Crestwood. Fellow SLUH '98 alum and d-bag Disco Ass will co-hare a trail whose shittiness is sure to go down for the ages.

Sure to have a trail to fit your persona:
- Superinflated Ego: Eagle
- Part Pussy: Turkey
- Total Pussy or Plain Lazy: Walker/Wheeler

Things you'll need:
- CRANIUM LAMP required
- Bug repellent
- Snake repellent
- High alcohol tolerance
- A change of socks, shoes, and probably shorts since you'll likely shit them.

Two copperheads may or may not have been sighted during trail scout.

On-after:
O'Leary's (Yes, again)
3828 S Lindbergh Blvd., 63127