Calling all St. Chuckanese people!!!  We're having a trail on your side of the river!!!

Come out to New Town and enjoy an un-themed trail a la Stink Palm.

Where to meet:

Fountain Lakes Park

Huster Rd parking lot

Roughly across the street from

3785 Huster Rd

St.Charles, MO 63301

Directions:

Fuck you, get a GPS

What to bring:

Yourself

A Virgin

Thirst for beer

What to expect:

Trail

Sweat

Beer

On After:

Rookies Pub

3721 New Town Blvd

St Charles, MO 63301

(636) 724-3737

Problems?  Lost?  Call Stinky 314-402-6791