Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Hash #1100!
Tough Liver!
What does that even mean?
Well, Disco Ass, Locknut
Monster and Free Mustache Rides have joined forces to slop together a drinking
obstacle course exclusively for the bravest of hashers. This hash is meant to
test one's liver stamina, mental half-wittedness, and whole-assedness. Prepare
yourselves for a very special event... and "Probably the Roughest Hangover
on the Planet."
Special giveaway for those that pay hash cash and finish trail!
Be ready for such obstacles as*:
"Russian Roulette
of Beer"
"Jump Over that Thing"
"Duck under that thing"
"Don't Catch the STD"
"Fuck, is that
another beer halt?"
"Am I supposed to drink that?"
"You Had Me at Cunt Punt"
"Bucket O' Confetti"
"Who Shit My Pants?"
"Potato Sack Something or Other"
"Beer Mile"
"Beer .10k"
"Beer"
"Tippy Cup Challenge"
"Kippy Tup Tallnge"
"It's a Bird. It's a Plane. It's a Teabag"
*subject to change at any time for any reason.
Be scared. Be prepared.
Directions:
From Hwy 55
and 270: Head East on 255/270. Exit Telegraph Rd and go Left/North. Make a
right on Jefferson Barracks Rd. This turns into Sherman Ave. Make a Left on
Worth, quick right on Hancock. At Grant Rd, make a left. The second parking lot
on the left is Scenic Drive. Look for Hashers.
From
Downtown: Head South on Hwy 55. Exit on Germania and make a left. This turns
into Marceau. Make a right on South Broadway. Eventually S Broadway will turn
into Kingston, but make a left (South Broadway continues) into Jefferson
Barracks Park. This turns into Grant Rd, follow until you see Scenic Drive on
the left. Look for Hashers.
If parking is full on Scenic drive, there are 2 other parking lots just south of Scenic Drive.
On After - TBD