After subjecting the good people of St. Louis to men in dresses and scarring each other with wardrobe malfunctions, it's time to man things back up in the STL. This Wednesday it is all about Sports and Beer (of course it's always about beer, but even more so this week!). What better way to kick off March madness than with a little madness of our own? So hop into your favorite jersey whether it be Basketball, Football, Soccer, Croquet, Cricket or even a cheerleading outfit and get your asses back downtown for Queefers 3rd and Goldiecocks 1st haring.

What to expect: Beer, beer and more beer....possibly a trail in there somewhere too. Lots of ass slapping...and beer.

What to bring: Virgins! Lots of them! Cranium lamps as well for those scary dark areas of downtown

Location: Circle up with the finest homeless St. Louis has to offer at Lucas Park Dog Park, North 14th Street St. Louis, MO 63103

On-After: Missouri Bar and Grill - 701 N Tucker Blvd St Louis, MO 63101

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