Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
That actually sounds like a hash name. Or another name for rape.
Since no none volunteered to hare, we decided to have a little fun with it. Since we all seemed to survive the end of the world, we're all going to be celebrating tonight at You'll Go Blind's house. First one to pass out is the hare. First one to sharpie the hare is the co-hare.
IT HAS BEEN DECIDED!
Meet at Kenrick Plaza at 3:00 PM to see who's the pussy and who's the asshole. On-on!