You are cordially invited to Gentleman Tort and Lady Ever Cums' cocktail party on Wednesday, the seventeenth of October, two-thousand and twelve at six-thirty pm sharp near the intersection of Olive Blvd and Graeser Road in the County of Saint Louis, State of Missouri. We will meet in the parking-lot behind Pumpernickle's Delicatessen. Black tie optional. Remember not to eat anything because we are having beer for dinner.
You can expect the classiest hash to which only the best are invited. For the most fun, cash and ID will be required on trail.
Have your driver take you north or south on 270 depending on where you're starting from (if your starting from north, have him take 270 south and vice versa). Exit 270 from on Olive Blvd and take that east until you see Pumpernickle's Delicatessen on you're right. If you get there before us, start without us. Don't call us, we'll call you.