Hot times, summer in the...county? Don't worry, your hares will keep you cool with plenty of shiggy and surprises on the trail.

Bring: Shiggy socks, change of shoes, clean underwear, prophylactics.

Meet at the really freaky sculpture "The Awakening" of the guy coming out of the ground, behind the building on Park Circle Drive. If you city folk get lost, call TSA at 314-489-5006, but you know how she is with directions, so good luck. Maybe try 3 Inch King? He's at 952-836-8638 for $2.99/minute. On-After TBD.