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Big-Hump Hash House Harriers

of The Saint Louis Metro Area

Wednesday evenings & 2nd/4th Saturdays

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HASHERS: To be added to the Big-Hump mailing list to receive weekly directions via e-mail, contact the Hareraiser
HARES: Please help your fellow hashers plan to attend your hash and get your venue info to the hare raiser well in advance of your event. Out-of-town visitors especially appreciate advance notice! Increased turnout at your hash is another bonus!
WANT TO HARE?To reserve a date to hare email Ice Princess at e-mail If you're new to hashing and you want to hare, feel free to ask someone that is an experienced hare to co-hare with you. You can check the Run Stats page to see who the experienced hares are, or you can ask the Hareraiser to help set you up with a co-hare. Don't be afraid to ask someone to co-hare with you that you don't know that well. What better way to get to know someone.

Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Jul 8th 2015 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Puke Halt & 2 Live Screw

Run 1261 +++->

Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Jul 11th 2015 +++-> Meet @ 5:00 away @ 5:30

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Stink Palm & Eye Swallow

Run 1262 +++->

Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Jul 15th 2015 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Dewey, 2:19 & Headlights

Run 1263 +++->

Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Jul 18th 2015 +++-> Meet @ 12:00 away @ 12:00

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Tough Liver 2015

Run 1264 +++-> Mine La Motte, MO



So, remember last year when 59 Minutes jumped into the water so hard he broke his back then had an excuse to not run for a few months?  Well that could be you this year!  That's right, we are going back to The Offsets (renamed Paradise Cove or something) if they'll have us.

LockNut Monster, Free Mustache Rides, and Disco Ass
will once again be setting a memorable, booze soaked trail not to be taken lightly. 

Here is a little hint:

The Offsets
2578 Highway E
Fredericktown, MO  63645

This map should get you to the entrance:

Arrive after 10am
Set up your camping site - (plan on camping- if not bring a DD - be sure to do this before the hash- cause your ass will be F'N Drunk after)
Trail Starts @ 12pm

Registration opens Monday, June 22nd!  $40 is the early bird rate - only until Monday, July 6th then the price goes to $50!!!! - includes entry into The Offsets, camping, dinner and all the beer you can drink.  As Tough Liver tradition dictates, only those who complete the Tough Liver trail will receive the giveaway, and separate giveaways for TL virgins, First, Second, Third timers.

The campground and Hash is @ 1:30min south from St. Louis.  As half minds who've attended last year's Tough Liver can attest, this is an awesome yearly event that should be a must on everyone hash calendar!  The Offsets is a unique place with a huge lake/swimming hole, all kinds of rock jumps and some pretty decent hidden features in the surrounding woods and farms.

Trail will most certainly include unique challenges of mind, body and liver.  The clever hares have some imaginative tricks up their skirts sure to become part of Tough Liver lore.  Be there to experience the insanity!

Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Jul 22nd 2015 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Sharknado3 Hash (Dewey & Hummers)

Run 1265 +++->

Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Jul 25th 2015 +++-> Meet @ 5:00 away @ 5:30

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PastHer Mourning Wood

Run 1266 +++->

Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Jul 29th 2015 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Aug 5th 2015 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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How Do You Like My Pussy Pants NOW?!?

Run 1268 +++-> Bungle Pre-Lube at the Venice Cafe

Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Aug 8th 2015 +++-> Meet @ 12:00 away @ 12:00

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Bungle In The Jungle

Run 1269 +++-> Steelville, MO

(Price increases another $10 on 8/1/15)

Register here:    http://www.big-hump.com/Bungle2015.php    
If you’re registering for multiple people, you must register each attendee individually by adding each registration to your "Bag" separately.  


·     FOOD: dinner Fri night, 3 meals on Sat and breakfast on Sun (and usually a lunch after the Sun trail)

·     BEER: the ever-popular, never-empty, ice-cold beer trailer!

·     TRAILS: Fri night, Sat night and Sun hangover hash

·     FLOAT TRIP: Sat morning/afternoon (you can choose canoe or raft)

·     GIVEAWAYS: some Big Hump goodies to help remember the weekend

·     Great camping and jungle hashing with all your buds

·     Either a bed in the house or a place to pitch your tent

·     Hot Tub

·     Sand Volleyball

·     Bon Fires, bug bites, people bites, rabies shot when you get home.

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS: (this is a hash, so all times are subject to change)



·     Set up your tent at your convenience any time after 1:00pm

·     7:00pm - Dinner at the house

·     Late nite Hash (token trail)


·     Breakfast around 8:00am

·     9:30am - Bus pick-up for float.  YOU MISS THE BUS, YOU MISS THE FLOAT!

·     6 miles of floating down the Meramec River

·     Weenie Roast/Lunch on the riverbank

·     Find the take-out spot, stumble ashore

·     Clean yourselves up (please!)

·     Dinner at the house

·     Hash trail

·     Bonfire jumping, hot tub lovin’, tent raids


·     Breakfast

·     Noon-ish Hangover Hash

·     The never ending circle

·     GTFO

Price increases another $10 on 8/1/15

In the House
$132 - All inclusive!!! (Cabin, Floating, Hashing & Giveaways)
$112 - no Float Trip (Cabin, Hashing & Giveaways)

$107 - All inclusive!!! (Camping, Floating, Hashing & Giveaways)
$87 - no Float Trip (Camping, Hashing & Giveaways)

Sat. Floating and Dinner only
$37 - Floating and Dinner only (No Camping, No Giveaway)

***** Registration closes Wednesday 8/5/15 at 5:00pm! *****

Refunds will be made in-full thru 7/15 or you can transfer or sell your Rego to another hasher.  After 7/15, you'll need to transfer or sell your Rego to another hasher.


This year, you get to choose between a Raft or a Canoe.  The Rafts will accommodate 6-8 people.  And there must be two people in each canoe.  

Sat morning, the Bird’s Nest bus will come pick up our hungover sorry asses at the campsite at 9:30am and we'll put in the water at 10:00.  IF YOU MISS THE BUS, YOU MISS THE FLOAT.  The float is 6 miles along the scenic upper Meramec River. We'll have a weenie roast on a gravel bar along the way.  If you want more food on the river, bring it yourselves.

For logistical reasons Big Hump cannot provide beer on the river, so you must BYOB on the river.
Note: Glass containers are illegal on the river, bring CANS for the float trip.



Only room for 18 people in the house, and it is first cum, first served (first 18 people to PAY for a spot). Bring your own bedding. The house is air conditioned with 2 bathrooms. There are 7 bedrooms with mostly 2 or 3 beds in each room and one fold-out couch that sleeps 2. All but one bed are double beds. One bed is a bunk bed that sleeps two on the bottom bunk and one on the top bunk. NOTE: nobody gets a double bed alone, and keep in mind that shower / toilet facilities for our campground are IN the house. In other words, if you're looking for privacy, pack your tent!

The following people are staying in the house (in case you need to find a bunk partner):

  1.  Lack of Oxygen
  2.  Extenze for Menz
  3.  Nurse Hashshit
  4.  Lazy Ass
  5.  Hoosier Daddy



Bird's Nest, is at 2365 Bass Rd., Cuba, MO 65453
Take I-44 west to the Cuba - exit #208 (approx. 1 1/2 hours from downtown STL). Turn on Hwy 19 South for 3 miles to Bird's Nest Road (look for On-On Arrow signs). Turn left on Bird's Nest Road (there's a big Canoe at this road). Continue 2 miles to Bird's Nest campground, look for old house. Do not park in the carport driveway, unless you are unloading. Campers pull in from the dirt road, grab an open camp spot.
Everyone must check-in at the Campground office (it is further down the road from our campground). This MUST be done before floating Saturday morning, so please do this before 9:00am on Sat. They will have a list of attendees. If you're not signed in, they will not let you in a canoe/raft/kayak/innertube.



·       Your own CANNED beverages for the float trip

·       Flashlight

·       Lawn chair

·       Towels

·       Extra shoes

·       Bug Spray

·       Sunblock

·       Lanterns

·       Do not bring your dignity, because you are bound to lose it!



(liquor store and a grocery store in Cuba, less than 6 miles away)

Warehouse Liquors (573-885-WINE): South Hwy 19 & Spencer (108 W. Spencer Ave., Cuba, MO 65453). They said if you have any special needs / requests for beer or liquor, please call ahead, let them know, and they’ll try to accommodate. Hours: Fri & Sat 7am to 12pm and Sun 9am to 6 pm

Mace Supermarket (573-885-6223): 200 N. Franklin St. , Cuba, MO 65453. Hours: Fri & Sat 6:30am to 10pm and Sun 6:30am to 9pm



Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Aug 12th 2015 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Aug 19th 2015 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Aug 22nd 2015 +++-> Meet @ 5:00 away @ 5:30

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Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Aug 26th 2015 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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