A Hare Shot

Big-Hump Hash House Harriers

of The Saint Louis Metro Area

Wednesday evenings & 2nd/4th Saturdays

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HASHERS: To be added to the Big-Hump mailing list to receive weekly directions via e-mail, contact the Hareraiser
HARES: Please help your fellow hashers plan to attend your hash and get your venue info to the hare raiser well in advance of your event. Out-of-town visitors especially appreciate advance notice! Increased turnout at your hash is another bonus!
WANT TO HARE?To reserve a date to hare email Ice Princess at e-mail If you're new to hashing and you want to hare, feel free to ask someone that is an experienced hare to co-hare with you. You can check the Run Stats page to see who the experienced hares are, or you can ask the Hareraiser to help set you up with a co-hare. Don't be afraid to ask someone to co-hare with you that you don't know that well. What better way to get to know someone.

Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Feb 10th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Greg LooseAnus, Hardly Ever Cums & Headlights

Run 1307 +++-> Florissant


How Do You Hardly Like My LooseAnus Cum trail!

That's right, it's gonna be one of those trails... A trail to floppin' remember, you wankers. It is a menage a trail with: Hardly Ever Cums, How Do You Like My Headlights NOW, and Greg LooseAnus

And boy-girl-boy, did we find some crazy-ass shit that is ribbed for your hashing pleasure. Well, not ribbed, since there are no condoms allowed. This is partially a LooseAnus trail. Which means, only barebacking allowed. But, you get the point. On this trail you may find several dick moves (and not the newly created gymnastic move by Marisa Dick).

Prepare to possibly expect or what could be missing:
- A park named after a dick
- Three-way haring
- A dick in the river
- An on-after where the name rhymes with beaver
- Mud (hopefully mud)
- Camera surveillance, by dicks, in a wooded area
- Great music
- A scenic overlook
- Little dick plants to get stuck in your clothes (cock-leburs)
- Massive amounts of crazy ass shiggy...C-RA-ZY
- Some gay Hasher is gonna take a machete to clear some out before the hash.
- Throw in some barbed wire, just for added pleasure
- Did we mention mud (hopefully only mud)
- Beer
- T,E & W trails
- More mud (seriously, tie your shoes tightly)
- Toxic water and chemical waste warnings (not related to the mud)
- Signs that read, "No Weapons"
- Beer
- Climbing on the eagle trail
- Hills
- Tons of sheer craziness
- More shiggy than you thought was possible
- No trespassing signs and purple paint in a public park

What to bring:
- Cranium Lamps
- Cranium Lamps
- Cranium Lamps
Once more, for how serious we are.
- CRANIUM LAMPS!!!!
Seriously,
- CRANIUM LAMPS!!!!
OMG,
- CRANIUM LAMPS!!!!
- Night vision goggles, if you don't bring cranium lamps
- Shiggy socks
- Gum boots or mud boots
- Tight shoes
- Tight pants
- Body rolls
- High Kicks
- A party attitude that says you are ready to rock out with your, or someone else's, cock out!

The scouting party was a mess when finished. You will be in the same shape when done with the hash. Your anus may be tight now. It will be a LooseAnus by the time the night is done.
If you don't bring a cranium lamp, be prepared to stay in the woods the rest of the night.

...but, seriously, bring some type of lighting source.

WHERE:
Kock Park
or
Henry F Koch Park
2302 Charbonier Rd
Florissant, MO 63031

Let's meet in the main lot off of Howdershell Road, southeast corner.
https://goo.gl/maps/VvGUEcyetio

ON AFTER:
Deaver's
2109 Charbonier Rd
Florissant, MO 63031





Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Feb 13th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 3:00 away @ 3:30

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Princess Pussy Pants & Beaner Wiener

Run 1308 +++-> West of Soulard

The Anti-Valentine's Day (eve) hash!


Valentine's Day...

Cute teddy bear $15.00
Balloons $12.00
Champagne $25.00
Flowers $75.00
Chocolates $20.00
Mediocre Prix Fix dinner $100.00
Saying "F-Valentine's Day (eve)" and hashing with Big Hump PRICELESS*
  *by Priceless, we actually mean $7

Join us for an Anti-V-Day romp around St. Louis. Bring your sweetie or come and find one (or more) to keep you warm. Trail will be walker/wheeler friendly but Beaner is celebrating run #69 and needs lots of sweat on his headband so expect a good runner's trail.

There will surely be some Anti-V-Day suprises on trail...

WHERE:
Cherokee Park
https://goo.gl/maps/HK5oLu3MmyQ2
Trail will start near the corner of Utah & Lemp in Cherokee Park.

ON AFTER:
Howard's in Soulard
2732 S 13th Street
** Live music
** No cover
** Reserved area for Big Hump
** Food specials for Big Hump


Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Feb 17th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Disco Ass & Frankie TDTPE

Run 1309 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Feb 24th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Goldicocks

Run 1310 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Feb 27th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 3:00 away @ 3:30

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LockNut Monster

Run 1311 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Mar 2nd 2016 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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LockNut & a Virgin Hare

Run 1312 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Mar 9th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Headlights

Run 1313 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Mar 12th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 3:00 away @ 3:30

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Beaner Wiener & Donkey Style

Run 1314 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Mar 16th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 12:00 away @ 12:00

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Dewey Sexual System

Run 1315 +++-> GDR Pre-Lube


Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Mar 19th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 1:00 away @ 1:00

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16TH AN'AL GREEN DRESS RUN

Run 1316 +++-> Central West End


Friday March 18th thru Sunday March 20th

REGO HERE:  http://www.big-hump.com/store.php


WHERE?:
Holiday Inn Express, Central West End
4630 Lindell Blvd., St. Louis, MO  63108


WHAT AM I DOING FOR 3 DAYS?:

FRIDAY 3/18:

3:00-6:00pm - Check-In/Socialize:
  Hashspitality Room is located in the hotel’s lower level Banquet Room (elevator behind reception desk) - lots of Beer & some other alcohol provided.  Pick up your GDR packets here (including giveaways!)
6:00-8:00pm - Regular Hash Trail:  Circle location and Hares TBD.  If you cannot make trail, the Hashspitality Room will be open.
8:00pm(ish) - Dinner in Hashspitality Room.
8:30pm(ish)-11:30pm - Karaoke in Hashspitality Room.
Hashspitality Room closes sometime around 2:00am, or whenever Dewey goes to bed.

SATURDAY 3/19:
Breakfast
- if you’re staying at the H.I.E., you get free breakfast (PLEASE bring it downstairs and eat in the Hashspitality Room).  If you’re not staying in the hotel, the Hashspitality Room will be open at 7:30am - serving bloody marys, mimosas and some munchies!
Also, there are a plethora of eating establishments nearby, go out and explore!
1:00pm - GDR TRAIL - Circle location and Hares TBD.  There will be Runners’ & Walkers’ Trails with multiple Beer Stops.  Snacks provided, but not a full lunch.
5:30pm(ish) - Trail ends.  Return to HIE.  Clean up, have sex in your room, and/or take a nap.
7:00pm - Dinner in the Hashspitality Room.
8:00pm(ish) - longest Circle you will ever experience.
9:00pm(ish)-11:30pm - DJ music.  Dance like no one is watching (but we all are)
Hashspitality Room closes sometime around 2:00am, or whenever Dewey goes to bed.

SUNDAY 3/20:

Breakfast - same as Saturday breakfast.
11:00am - Hangover Hash - hosted by the St. Louis Hash House Harriers - Circle location and Hares TBD.
Must check out of Hotel by 11:00am.

ALL TIMES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE depending on Mismanagement’s level of drunkenness combined with their decision making.


HOW MUCH IS THIS SHIT GONNA COST ME???:

$50.00 - 1/4/16 thru 1/6/16.  Includes EVERYTHING listed above.
$69.00 - 1/7/16 thru 1/31/16.  Includes EVERYTHING listed above.
$85.00 - 2/1/16 thru 2/29/16.  Includes EVERYTHING listed above.
$95.00 - 3/1/16 thru 3/17/16.  You’re a dumbass.  Includes EVERYTHING listed above, except the giveaway.

** We must receive your payment by the cutoff for the price increase or your order will be deleted and you will need to re-register. We're dicks like that!

Or you can pay ala carte.  Each item below is $35.00 and does not include the giveaway:
- Friday Night Trail/Dinner/Drinking ONLY
- Saturday Daytime Trail ONLY
- Saturday Night Dinner/Drinking ONLY

Refunds will be given up to 2/29/16, after that date, you’re stuck with it, or you have to find another hasher to buy your rego.

REGO HERE:  http://www.big-hump.com/store.php


WHERE CAN I LAY MY HEAD (who said head?):

All Hashers must book and pay for their own hotel room.

Holiday Inn Express, Central West End

4630 Lindell Blvd., St. Louis, MO  63108
Check In 3:00pm / Check Out 11:00am

We have a block of 46 rooms (33 w/2 Queen beds, 13 w/King beds).  Our discounted rate is $129/night.  There is also on-site parking at an additional $5/per day (reserve it when you book your room).

To book:  call (314) 361-4900 or go to this link:  Holiday Inn Express CWE  our Group Code is “HHH”.

PLEASE respect the others staying in the hotel and the hotel workers... aka be quiet/be nice/no nudity in public areas.  Keep all the debauchery in the Hashspitality Room.


I’M FUCKING LOST:

If you still don't know what's going on, contact us at:
GM:  Dewey Sexual System -
dewey@big-hump.com
Co-GM:  Locknut Monster -
locknut@big-hump.com
Hareraiser:  Ice Princess -
iceprincess@big-hump.com

 

 


Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Mar 23rd 2016 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Open

Run 1317 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Mar 26th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 3:00 away @ 3:30

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Open

Run 1318 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Mar 30th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Open

Run 1319 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Apr 6th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Open

Run 1320 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Apr 9th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 3:00 away @ 3:30

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Open

Run 1321 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Apr 13th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Open

Run 1322 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Wed Apr 20th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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Open

Run 1323 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Sat Apr 23rd 2016 +++-> Meet @ 3:00 away @ 3:30

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Low Profile & Fartilatio

Run 1324 +++->


Upcoming Hash +++-> Mon Apr 25th 2016 +++-> Meet @ 6:30 away @ 7:00

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MisManagement E'rections

Run 1325 +++->