Donkey Style, Three Inch King, Kibbles 'n Dicks @ South City
Hash Trash:
We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Directions:
Circle -
Southtown Centre
Next to the PetSmart
4621 Chippewa Street, 63116
https://goo.gl/maps/h524W
Just when your liver thought it was safe - The Three Kibbles Donkey King Dicks Stylish Inch trail is going to abuse the ever-loving-shit out of it once again.
For those unaware, Donkey and Three Inch will be Eiffel Towering Kibbles at some point. For, it is his virgin haring and he likes it in both ends anyway.
What to Expect -
The death bridge of death, base jumping, snorkeling, and spelunking (probably in that order, unless you zen. If you zen, you might get fucking killed. And, you would have deserved it, because snorkeling with a parachute and caving gear is fucking stupid and you should've known better. Thanks in advance for removing yourself from the gene pool, sure hope you don't have kids already)
What to bring -
Condoms, if you can't handle a little herpes flare up now and again, pansies. Diapers, because you wouldn't want to literally shit yourself without something disposable on. Extra underwear, because sometimes nakedness is disturbing. We all saw Postage's balls and a follow on video, in which his ass hair was methodically pulled out one follicle at a time (Seriously - What. The. Fuck, you guys? That is why we can't have nice things). And, finally bring some of that stuff, you used to have it in your earlier years. What's it called? Oh yeah, Courage! Gonna need lots of that.
On a serious note - we're scouting trail today (Monday). We will update if it is dog friendly. May want to bring a light. And, really do expect a lot of booze, it is a Donkey and Three Inch Trail after all. Kitchen at the on-after closes at 10. Blame the RA if we don't make it there in time! Hares away at 7:05ish.
On After -
Southtown Pub
3707 S Kingshighway Blvd, 63109
