We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
It's Spring Break,
Wankers! Break out your Hawaiian shirts and Speedos for Just Stacy and Puke
Halt's homage to Spring Break in The Grove. We can't bring you sun, surf, and sand, but we
can bring you plenty of booze and bad decisions.
Circle:
Vacant Lot at the corner of Sarah and Papin. 4098 Papin St, St Louis, MO 63110.
https://www.google.com/maps/@38.6295915,-90.24963,205m/data=!3m1!1e3
Expect: Shiggy, Boat Drinks, More Shiggy, and the
infamous Puke Halt.
You Need: Cranium Light, Current Tetanus Shot
Stroller/Roller/Dog Friendly: Walker Trail Only
On-After:
Taha's Twisted Tiki
4199 Manchester Ave, St. Louis, MO 63110
(314)
202-8300