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4th Annual Green Dress Run
Run #376
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Grope
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Hey Waukeshits,
Waukesha was in FULL FORCE with TEN loud and obnoxious Waukesha hashers turning
out for the St. Louis Green Dress Run. If you weren't one of this
year's participants, I strongly urge you to make amends next year - you
won't be disappointed. Unless, of course, you don't enjoy beer pong,
hashpitality suites, 8K organized runs (optional for raceists), beer o'
plenty, goofy getups, wankerous songs, beer o' plenty, hashers in
various degrees of dress and undress, shamrock tattoos and secret
messages in unusual locations, drunken Hand Solo singing "Touch Myself"
on Karaokee, a bunch of Wankers singing "My Ding a Ling", and some
great scenery and architecture in the fine city of St louis.
After sending our hares on their way, and much singing of clean
family-like songs (S & M Man, Etc.), we were off with a bang, walking
our asses off. Our trail started with a walk-through and photo
opportunity at a downtown jewelry store where we were welcomed with
open arms by the gracious (and vivacious) staff. From there it was off
to the mall where Witty Titty Carrot Committee could not resist the
urge to do a little shopping - Mr. B (her new baby), we love you!. Then
we were in search of beer and a piss - we found both along the banks of
the mighty Miss. After filling our bellies, we shook off the cold and
ventured on directly through the base of the arch and back through the
carnage left behind by that day's parade. Up the elevator to the very
top of the parking garage for more beer and a fantastic view of the
Arch, gateway to more beer in the West. We then set off again and found
a stroller for Mr. B and a wonderful little Christmas tree, complete
with lights, on our way to another beer stop with NO BEER, the only
disappointing moment of the trip. Next, a short trip back to the
famous Hare statue next to some arena or something like that (beer was
taking affect) for a group photo-op. Did anyone ever find out what the
hell that hare is doing there? I couldn't find anyone from St. Louis
who knew, but it makes a great place to take a hash photo!. With the
beer truck drained of its nectar, it was off to the on-in to replenish
our thirsty souls. We weren't disappointed this time, with down downs
o' plenty and a great circle lead by the Wankerous debauchery of the
RA, Postage Tramp. Ours hares for the day, Norman Bates and Duzzy Cum
paid for their crimes and the wild antics of the evening were
underway...
A HUGE thank-you to our host Wankers and Bimbos, especially PMS for all
her hard work. And a HUGE thank-you to all the Waukeshits who made the
trip a GREAT SUCCESS! I'll never forget the parts I remember.
See ya next year!
Feelin' Lucky C#nt
PS, Waukesha Red Dress is May 8th!
Friday evening Social at Dooley's
Friday night at the Hashpitality Room
Saturday morning
Saturday getting ready for the Green Dress Run
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Circle UP
Seen on Trail
Beerstops along the way
Circle at Panama Red's
On-After at Panama Red's
PMS observations:
- Awesome hashtrash Feelin Lucky!
- I want all of the verses to both "Jesus Saves" and "My Girlfriend is a vegetable"
Other GD Observations:
The first night:
1) Yucca without sugar will give you a bitter beer face
2) You should ask if the Yucca has sugar BEFORE taking a big pull from it
3) If you are going to hide a room key 7 feet in the air, make sure
the 5 foot member of your group has her own key
4) When booking a Hashpitality sweet in any hotel, make sure every room within 100 ft also booked
5) Drunken hashers have no concept of sound, or smell or eventually
any sense of any kind
6) Request sheets for any hide-away bed early enough so you can get them
7) If someone in a kilt asks you if you want to T-bag your beer, your
response should be NO. Trust me
7) A fellow male hasher who offers to buy you a Merlot is not
necessarily making a pass at you, err... at least I don't think so
8) Don't leave your clothes in the hallway when embarking on a naked
hash if you ever want to see them again
9) When entering an emergency stairwell naked, make sure the door does not lock behind you
10) When doing naked push-ups, always check to see if someone is trying to stand over you
11) Keeping track of your cup at ALL TIMES is probably a good idea
The hash and circle itself:
12) Always bring a marker to deal with a hasher's urge to write something on their butt
13) McDonald's is not good pre-hashing food
14) You are NOT allowed to sleep in a McDonalds
15) If a pretty St.Patrick's Day lass gives you 555-1212 as her phone number, take the hint
16) Garbage strewn sidewalks apparently count as urban shiggy
17) Playing uphill, shaggy grass field bocchi ball is live and well in St. Louis
18) Don't run in the middle of several uphill bocchi ball games
19) The HUMV in front of the St. Louis Arch is locked and appears to be some kind of a road block
20) Tops of parking structures make good beer stops, dress exchange places and butt-writing photo ops
21) When someone caring a Hashit says they know where the next beer stop is, don't keep following them into a part of town with abandoned buildings and loitering groups of people, especially when you are wearing a dress
22) When asked why you are wearing a dress and you are alone, "I lost a bet" is a pretty acceptable answer
23) If you are threatened with being tossed from a bar in St. Louis take it seriously
24) Food being set out before the circle is complete is an invitation to end the circle
25) There is never an appropriate time to drink wine awarded for being the best dressed male AND best dressed female
26) Beer pong should be an Olympic sport
27) The urge to eat the leftover 25 meat balls must be resisted
28) Make sure your room is securely locked before going to bed
The aftermath:
29) Don't eat snacks offered to you by Flounder when he says they have been 'blessed' by Sucks
30) Don't even think of using the bathroom the next day
31) Avoid crazy looking women drivers on the highway
On-on
Double Wide
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Summary
Run: 376
Date: 03/13/04
Location: Downtown St. Louis, MO
Hares: Norman Bates and Duzzy Cum
Hash Shit: I'm looking back through the pics... will keep you posted
Beer stop:
On-After: Panama Red's
Attendance: (Coming soon)
March 12, 13 & 14, 2004
Big Hump 4th Annual Green Dress Run
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Big Hump H3
If you want to participate in the run only (no on-after festivities at Panama Red's and no giveaways) the cost will be $5.00 to cover your cost of beer during the run. We'll start from the lot behind the Mayfair Hotel. The Mayfair is at St. Charles and 8th Streets downtown. We'll meet at 2:00 and pack away at 3ish.
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