A Hare Shot

Big-Hump Hash House Harriers

of The Saint Louis Metro Area

Wednesday evenings & 2nd/4th Saturdays

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Dewey Sexual System - dewey@big-hump.com

Locknut Monster - locknut@big-hump.com

Ice Princess - iceprincess@big-hump.com

Hash Cash:
Claim To Flame - claimtoflame@big-hump.com

Backup Hash Cash:
Fake Bake Fuck - fakebake@big-hump.com
Orgy Cum Dumpster - ocd@big-hump.com

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW - headlights@big-hump.com
Ice Princess - iceprincess@big-hump.com

Fake Bake Fuck - fakebake@big-hump.com
Pees Like A Princess - princess@big-hump.com

Beaner Wiener - beaner@big-hump.com

3 Inch King - 3inchking@big-hump.com
Frankie The Dick Thrusting Pussy Eater - frankie@big-hump.com

Religious Advisor:
Disco Ass - disco@big-hump.com
Fake Bake Fuck - fakebake@big-hump.com
Free Mustache Rides - freemustacherides@big-hump.com
Lucy -
Postage Tramp - postagetramp@big-hump.com

Hash Flash:
Purdy Mouth - purdy@big-hump.com

PMS - pms@big-hump.com

59 Minutes Left, Wanna Talk - 59minutes@big-hump.com
Cum It Out - cumitout@big-hump.com
Puke Halt - pukehalt@big-hump.com
Orgy Cum Dumpster - ocd@big-hump.com
Purdy Mouth - purdy@big-hump.com
Greg Loose Anus - greglooseanus@big-hump.com

Group Emails:
Religious Advisors

Significant Runs Report  Significant Runs Report

Grand Master (GM)  
Everyone knows the GM does nothing, some of the things that the GM doesn’t do:

  • The GM is the voice and face of the Hash
  • Attends Big-Hump hashes regularly
  • Manages the Big-Hump bank account
  • Leads the naming ceremony of new hashers
  • Promotes our kennel by attending out of town big events
  • Ensures that visitors are attended to and feel welcomed by hooking them up with a ride to the hash if needed or even finding crash space
  • Calls for and runs mismanagement meetings, makes final decisions in case of a tie
  • Is knowledgeable of our kennel’s traditions as well as general hashing traditions and steers the hash toward those traditions whenever it runs astray
  • Organizes Green Dress Run
  • Ensures that other committee members fulfill responsibilities, and fills in when needed
  • Supports and encourages all factions of the hash including racist events
  • This person should be an experienced hasher with previous mismanagement experience, organizational skills helpful
  • Is generally accessible
  • Is our PoPo (police) representative
  • If two hashers wish to be co-GM’s, they should run as such at mis-elections

Religious Advisor (RA)

  • Initiates (or supervises) chalk talk before each hash
  • Encourages a prompt start time and keeps the hash moving throughout the evening
  • Conducts the blessing of the hare/hares
  • Recruits someone to write the Hash Trash for that evening’s trail
  • Leads circle at end of each hash
  • Responsible for providing good (or at least interesting) weather
  • This person should be an experienced and knowledgeable hasher
  • A loud and clear voice is a must and a sense of humor helps

Hare Raiser

  • Solicit volunteer hares for upcoming hashes
  • Explains expectations and responsibilities to new hares
  • Educates new hares and reminds veteran hares of Big-Hump traditions:  Importantly:  that the hash covers the expense of one beerstop and the hares cover any additional beerstops.  In addition, only one hare runs free
  • Impress upon the hares how important it is to have beer at the beerstop and to be ready to start by 7:00 on Wednesdays
  • Encourages new hares to solicit a variety of veteran hares to co-hare with them to teach them the ropes
  • Collect details (meet time, directions, theme, etc.) about upcoming hashes
  • Post directions and e-mail to all hashers
  • Serves as fill-in hare for emergencies
  • Should be an experienced (and good!) lay’er


  • Provide minutes for Mismanagement meetings
  • Obtain and distribute “What is Hashing” cards and/or business cards

Web Meister

  • Updates and maintains the web page
  • Works in conjunction with other Mismanagement members to collect information
  • Maintains domain name(s)
  • Maintains hosting account

Beer Meister

  • Beermeister is the most important and most thankless position in the Hash
  • Beermeisters bring cost effective beer to hashes
  • Maintains inventory (cans or kegs) of hash beer
  • Provide cups, trash bags and snacks at each hash


  • The Haberdasher will be proactive and smart about obtaining misc. hash items (T-shirts, headbands, 100 Run mugs, whistles, etc.)
  • Monitors Hash Stats in order to determine the need to purchase 100 Run Mugs, 200 Run bags, etc.
  • Researches and presents to Mismanagement ideas and options for Haberdashery purchases
  • Provides pictures of individual haberdashery items to Webmeister
  • Maintains an inventory of current haberdashery items.  Submits up-to-date list to Webmeister
  • Sells haberdashery at local and out-of-town hashes and events
  • Keeps a small amount of Hash Cash for making change

Hash Cash

  • Collect hash cash at each event
  • Asks for an I.D. for hashers that aren’t obviously over the age of 21
  • Update attendance list to the Web
  • Works with Haberdasher on merchandise purchases

Hash Cash Backup

  • Collect hash cash at each event when the main Hash Cash is not in attendance
  • Asks for an I.D. for hashers that aren’t obviously over the age of 21
  • Updates attendance list to the Web

Hash Flash

  • Takes pictures at hashes (or is able to draw stick figure pictures)
  • Post to Picasa site and send to Webmeister